After a few fake leaks in the past 24 hours (check out that 5:45 update, it's so close it could have come from Earth-2) the lineup for Coachella 2010 has been announced.

As always, reading the Coachella lineup is like sneaking a peek at your super-obsessed record store junkie best friend's iPod -- which he only uses while commuting, and only because his vintage Walkman was stolen by a gang of hipster neer-do-wells who hang out in front of the organic cafe where that cure vegan indie girl works-- but I digress...

JAY-Z! MUSE! GORILLAZ!

Those are your headliners folks. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. ZOMG! The lineup also has Wale, Echo & The Bunnymen, LCD Soundsystem, She & Him, Grizzly Bear, and Grace FREAKIN Jones. And that's just part of Friday.

So get ready to head out to the armpit of California, listen to some music, and watch out-of-shape guys on acid get tased by bored rent-a-cops.

The only real question now is if the Gorillaz will be appearing in holographic form as they did at the 2005 MTV Europe Awards.